My brother, while walking to shul with me the weekend before I returned to NY:
If I had three wishes, my first wish would be that my life was a musical and we’d just randomly burst into song all the time. Like my life would have a soundtrack. That would be so cool.
My second wish would be that whatever I wanted to buy I’d reach into my pocket and always pull out exact change.
(in a rather bored tone) And my third wish would be something for the good of humanity. Like moshiach or something.